As the year comes to a close, I would like to reflect upon my eclectic group of students. So here is a list of some of their best quotes of the year.
- “Miss C., I know kids fart an average of 30 times a day, but man, I am way above average.”
- (To Tony): “You mean, you’ve been dating for two and a half years and you still haven’t popped the question?”
- “Tu Madre doesn’t mean the same thing as Yo Mama. You don’t know Spanish!”
- “Are you married? No? Well, do you at LEAST have a baby”
And last but not least…
- “I want Obama to win because Mitt Romney hates Mexicans!”